Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they
come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and
put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop
about what kind of plane they are supposed to be
building.
'AIR DOS'
Everybody pushed the airplane until it glides, then they
jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground
again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on...
'MAC AIRLINES'
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers and ticket
agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you
ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly
told that you don't need to know, don't want to know and
everything will be done for you without you ever having
to know, so just shut up.
'WINDOWS AIR'
The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly
stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth
take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane
explodes with no warning whatsoever.
'WINDOWS NT AIR'
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger
planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40
mile radius when it explodes......
